Choices....

PensivesWetness · Post by **PensivesWetness** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 2:41 pm

...As Ginnia threw her most prized possession to the ground, her Amulet to the deity Torm in front of the Lt's feet, and turned away, disgusted at what she*1 thought was minded numbing dedication to law but not goodness to those laws. Storming threw the west gate, she sat and prayed...her apologies to her family patron that she can't "Get with the program" and for... direction. If she was not worthy of Torm's justice and ethics...then whom? having witnessed unjust prosecutions, in her opinion, of Ruben and seemingly caring little of what occurs beyond the gates, less the come in for tea and gerbils, she spat much venom to Dragon Dale's fate...and her need to be fishing at that time... 
 
 
Spoilers below: Read and your .....car will do back flips for Olympic trials.... 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*1: 
 
Well, i learned that i'm getting the wool pulled over me by Ruben, not to the angle that i supected that was occuring but fun noon the less. chock it up to me being dence behind the wheel in not seeing the signs 'cause i was too busy playing with the CD player, so to speak. Still its a mark of good RP, since with her Wisdom of 9, it's still well with in chara....i think<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":">

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PensivesWetness · Post by **PensivesWetness** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 3:15 pm

It's just easier to do it here since i can edit it here<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> 
 
Update-1, Stardate 900.230 on the dial: 
 
-Added corrections at requested in this topic. 
 
and now the show.... 
 
 
(Afirash Lyonson), Human 
Aldyma (Zorastryl), Human (kindly and polite!) 
(Adriana Firsprin) 
Aelthas Dulaer, Moon Elf-kin 
Aladar Swift, Human 
(Alhrick Blackforge)(Kyrosis)(Disliked me, i.e. a attempt at grief? dunno if it was a honest opps or pure retard.) 
Amalia, Elf-kin (Every shy and frightened at first. once i figured out she spoke elvish, it was easy to talk to her(MIA) 
(Amar EverFlame), elf 
(Amendir), Elf-kin (Nuts! he's either Louis, Luis, Lassy, Lisa, etc. Poor Zato had a anerism with this guy!)(ShadowRanger24) 
(Amioslas Meiwalen), Elf 
(Analia Latomner), Elf (MIA) 
Ananiki, Human (?) Barbarian 
(Anagmar the Red) 
(Anen the Black) 
(Ania Gine), elf 
Aone (Esaa), Human 
Arianna (Firsprin), Human 
(Artus Del' Fuego), Human 
(Arya E'Lyaner) 
Averus (Deepshadow), Elf Mage? (Meows or hisses, depends if he's being a butt head elf or normal cat-elf or not) 
(Bash Suhmor), Orc-kin 
(Beland Teglen), Elf 
(Berik Damon-Greifer), Human (looking for Analia, missing) 
(Bezhal Ezbhenh), Human 
(Borgrim Bearclaw) 
(Borin Axefist) 
(Cadderly Bonaduce), Human 
(Cairs Jand, Elf) 
Cairshto Jand, Human 
(Carena Ashaller, human) 
(Celdur Geliadystine) 
(Celdur "Hunter" Syure, Moon Elf) (Kelemor, God of the dead) 
(Celudur Danosetheren, Elf) 
(Ciara Swift, human)(Rykas, Monk, Ciara's Guardian) 
Coleus (Viluin), Human Monk 
Collins, Human Priest of Torm (hails from Tashalar)(MIA) 
Corvus (Gwynstreedd'ea), Elf (Taught me some Trap lore) 
Cusarus (Cys'varilo), Human (Ginnia's Mentor, lost his father early in life, has a scar branding of a circle containing a updide down triangle)(MIA) 
(Cuthien Valwen, Elf) 
(Daeven Cliffsunder, Dwarf priest) 
(Dant Roger) 
Delindra (Munelanna), Elf 
(Donald Ster) 
(Elaith Silverflame, Elf) 
(Elendil, Elf) 
Elrith (Melin), elf 
(Elwe Ringeril) 
(Elvin Ju'ein, Elf) 
(Errol Kiity) 
Faelar Ammirynth of Evermeet, Elf Mage (Taught me some of the seigals i was struggling to learn. Kind and polite) 
Farawen, elf (Growls alot. likes to lick and bite people (can i call Howard Stern, please???? is jiggy with Averus. would she make a great chicken?) 
(Farren Carrias), Human (warned me of Neferasha being a Zhent, fears her and now fears me as a acomplus to neff. is unaware of what nef seeks of him but he wants to know himself. he saw her with Nathan Snyder but he know not who she serves. he thinks, is patent, prizes life. has subtlety. Not been seen in ages) 
Faye (Au Fail), Human 
Fe'anereth (Numenesse), elf 
Feelix, Hin Rogue (?) (good?) 
(Frazahade) 
Freya, Human (druid camp) 
Gain (Esper), human (or is that demon?) 
(Gallowyn) Gant, human 
(Ganyja, Hin) 
(Gartok, 1/2 Orc, Fighter) 
Gideon (Swift), Hin (troublemaker?) 
(Gierdo) Farstrider, Human Ranger 
(Gonus Strun, Dwarf) 
(Gurad, Human) 
(Haakon) 
(Halcorlan) 
(Halmar Hammerson, Dwarf) 
(Harrison, Human) 
(Hebrion Sel'fener, Elf scout) 
(Helvilai Fardeewell), Hin Mage (?) 
(Hevilai Fardiwell, Hin) 
(Hraffyn Jarisdottr, Dwarf) 
(Immith Greycastle, Dwarf "Astrologer") 
(Jack Kley), Human 
(Jaster Runics) 
(Jax Madax), Human 
(Jayde Takama), Elf (from Kara-Tur) 
Juli (Smalvarks), Dwarf 
(Julinna Kennes, Human) 
(Julisette Morena, human Priest of Chauntea the Earthmother) 
Jurac (Arenor), Human "Old people never tell and often yell" (Friend to Ruben, regaurdless of his rap) 
(Justin Asen, Human) 
(Jylean Marks), Human 
Kalev (D'kalas), Human (Mihkel Davis) 
(Karauna, Human Acolyte of the dreaming god (Actually Shar)) 
Karn, Dwarf Fighter 
(Kastio, Human Priest of Lathandor the morning lord) 
Kathrin (Bermudez), human (Friend to Collins) 
(Kato Hirohito, Elf) 
(Keth'ryl Lythar, elf, priest (good) from Cormanthor)) 
(Kertizal Nan'Sednorak, Elf Mage (Necromancer? Has horns)) 
Kestrel Tanir, Human 
Khiasa Resttil, Elf Mage? 
(Kirk Conster) 
(Kozhak Elfsplitter), BIG Orc-kin (not very nice) 
(Krow Doppelhund, Human) 
Kyra (Ashby), Human (knows Ginnia) 
(Lin Weiki)< human 
(Losin Amen), Dwarf 
Lugdush (Carver), Orc-kin Priest of Moradon (good friend of ginnia's)) 
(Lydia Jaden, elf) 
(Mablung Pess, Hin Mage) 
Mala (Cain), Human of the tower in Vesper River Landing, good friend of Julisette) 
(Mars Steelbring, human) 
Merric D'Arcane, Human Mage (Familiur: Phlan) 
(Merudo Bardric) 
(Nadramiel) 
Naralia Luelie, Elf 
(Narathia Tel'Kessian), Elf 
{Nathan Snyder, follower of Velsharoon, God of death} 
Nefersasha (Si), Evil Human Priest (my Mistress, i owe her 535 gold -13, -4, -2, 25, -20, -219, -? {40?}) (a Zhentarium?) 
(Nippin Tuck), Hin (Nice/carring) 
(Orim), Human 
Oz, Human 
(Perado Gwin), Hin 
(Ralyn Spellblade, Elf) 
(Ramir Lyonsen), Human (Emity to Gains, leturous!) 
(Rig Mer Krel, human) 
Rego, Hin Rogue (Start a guild?) 
Ruben, Dwarf Rogue (good Trapper, currently our guest as the town has a thing against him. WEll....Poop, on the town!) 
(Sable Ashby), Human 
(Sahbuti Shanardanda), Human (Millia think's he ELverus PRiestly, the famous boy band singer bard of Waterdeep!) 
Salena (Quistra), Elf 
Sam Sureshot, Hin 
Sandreed (Willino), Human 
Sena (Treebottom), Hin 
(Serion Lassandrel), elf 
Siril (Evrianodel), Elf 
Soippi (merassen), Hin Mage? (kind) 
(Soren), Elf? 
Sul~fallaer (Dhamphil), Elf 
Lue Sumlith, Elf (knows of Cyric the mad, popular north of Cormanthor ) 
(Sythe), Elf 
(Thurgrin Axebender), Dwarf 
(Tierrik Syn'Falkion), elf 
Tiruva (Luinlox'e), Elf (Priest of Corellon Larethian?) 
Tobus (Wakengo), Dwarf Priest 
Vaar, Orc-kin 
Vael (Amolein), Elf 
(Valens), Hin (evil?) 
(Valens), Human, ("Falcon") 
(Zacho Bendt), human 
Zagresus, Elf (Knows Serion) 
(Zato), Human Monk of the order of the Yellow Rose (Baldy!) 
Zephyr, Hin 
 
And the fallen hero's, villians and just plan noobs! you think when that first Orc arrow drops you to 3 HPs, your in trouble just then? 
 
(Aelthas Dulsaer), Human Priest (Dead) 
Amara Nil'hilianne, Elf Mage DEAD) 
(Amir 'syl Jaden), Elf (DEAD) 
(Analia Latomner), Elf (MIA) 
(Aramil Nightbreeze), Elf? (Dead) 
Arius Lumair, Human (Dead?) 
Arius (Paragon) Human (from Waterdeep) (DEAD) 
(Baumbatta)(DEAD?) 
(Brahn Bloodhelm)(DEAD?) 
(Cairshto Jorand?)(DEAD) 
(Cararion Be'for)(DEAD) 
(Danalon Rift, Human) (DEAD) 
(Etharian)(DEAD?) 
(Fen Blackrose), Human (DEAD) 
Fignar (Ironhammer), dwarf (Dead) 
(Gard) Ster, Human (DEAD) 
(Hadush Stone Spider), Orc-kin (DEAD) 
Ignas "iggy" Lendelnurnis Gnome Mage (Crow named Tanaur)(DEAD) 
(Isangua Hanicen, Elf) (DEAD?) 
(Isendel Dasadio) Elf (DEAD) 
(Kalhorne the Helmite)(DEAD?) 
(Kerrick Cordell)(DEAD?) 
(Lariston) Human (DEAD) 
Magnus, Human Mage (Mentored me for scrolls and magic use, Tower of procampur, inspired me to become a appretice magling)(DEAD) 
Masharry (Steel), Human Priest of Mystra(DEAD) 
(Maxium Thane, Human) (DEAD) 
(Melchior, human?) (DEAD) 
(Mermann) Hin (DEAD) 
(Neelix Traphand)(DEAD?) 
(Ronus Stenk)(DEAD) 
(Ryoten Aoi), human? (DEAD) 
Ryuki (Tenken), Human (DEAD) 
Ryuzaki Tenken, Human Paladin of Torm (DEAD) 
(Saminah Kaarlk) Human (DEAD) 
(Sazull DeGreyz)(DEAD?) 
Scyld Goodman, Human (DEAD) 
(Sharu Vilo), Human? (Dead?) 
(Syl'Vahnus)(DEAD?) 
(Tisdran Morticlus), Human (DEAD) 
Unia (Ardadhaw), Elf (Dead?) 
(Ungga) Orc-kin (DEAD) 
(Urrth) Orc-kin (DEAD)

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PensivesWetness · Post by **PensivesWetness** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 1:41 pm

*Voice over by Lenard Nimoy* 
 
Spock: I am not spock, i look like spock but....i have better jokes. Tonight's episode covers the adventurers five, as they seek Ore! Avoid the bandits and look for meaning Experiances<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"> for their troubles... 
 
-First scene, North edge of VRL-North- 
 
Tagnar the Dwarf: Oi! w'nna do son' Ax' pik'en, hin? 
 
Ginnia the Killer of all!: Sure! Let me drag Zato from fishing so i can keep my 2:1 ratio of fishing rank in check. Wait one *runs south* 
 
Sul the Merc Elf Plushie: 'Sup, Dw'rf. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"> 
 
TtD: Yu'. you wanna risk breaking a nail?<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/grin.gif ALT=" >D"> 
 
StMEP: *smirks* I'll wear gloves. 
 
-Next scene, at the VRL Lake and bug emporium- 
 
GtKoa: Zato! get your lazy butt from the water, your my Axe wench tonight! 
 
Zato: International man of misery: *sigh* i'll never catch up at this rate<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/sick.gif ALT=":x"> . lead on, girl friend. (Ginnia's is in the 40's%, Zato JUST crested 20%) 
 
GtKoa: *grins* "wrapped 'round my finger". <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> 
 
-next scene, the first cave- 
 
TtD: Crap. no ore. 
 
StMEP: or rats, Bandits or other meaning Experiances 
 
Z:Imom: Next? 
 
GtKoa: There's a cave to the south but we got to either waste a tinder to cheat climb or walk north to the next zone to get there. 
 
TtD: Lead on, hin. 
 
-next scene, the second cave- 
 
TtD: Crap. no ore. 
 
StMEP: or Bandits or other meaning Experiances 
 
GtKoa: Well, at least we got rats. This was were Mala, Tiru and me someone else rescued a merchant maiden here once. Good times. 
 
Ludgush, Pork pig's son-in-law: Me think this suck. Me rather watch NBA. 
 
Z:Imom: Next? 
 
-next scene, the Slad's cave- 
 
TtD: Crap. no ore. 
 
StMEP: or Goblins or other meaning Experiances. *smirks* I think Shaq sucks this year, myself. Go Cavs... 
 
GtKoa: Well, at least we got rats and those two spiders. This was were Me and Collins rescued That annoying hin looking for her cat. I still flog myself for raising her sometimes <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"> . *scratches her head* Were the heck are the gobies that were here before? 
 
L, Pp's s-i-l: Me think this suck. Me rather watch Porn. *smirks back to Sul the...* Lakers Pown your Cavs, elf. 
 
Z:Imom: Next? *to Ludgush, Por... and grins* You get Spice channel by chance? 
 
Sk: And thus ends another adventure of the adventure five. Until we find meaningfully experiances, This is Spoc, err, Lenard Nimoy. Good night and go Spurs. 

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Saxjamm · Post by **Saxjamm** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:37 pm

No way man, it didn't happen like that. It was more like this: 
 
Cue terrible Seinfeld bass guitar music accompanied by those annoying popping sounds in between 
 
Zato Pop Culture Phenomenon: Ohhhh....who can stand!? When the mighty struggle of depression comes down upon the blood stained quarrels of convicting suffering, and the fields of misery woe!!! Who, upon the mount of Infinite sorrows, can face such torment and suffering, like Heracles did his epic tasks! Lo! Only the most convicted and willing can bear the pain of the Broken One, his song of fire and brimstone reigns terror over all who... 
 
Ginnia: omg! Z4t0!!!!11oneoneelven. w4t r u d01ng!!!1111oneoneeleven 1 r t3h l337!! 
 
ZatoPCP: Huh? 
 
Ginnia: omg age/sex/location!!!! 
 
ZatoPCP: ...... 
 
Tagnar the dwarf no one remembers existed: Hey, I'm a really old character you've never seen before Zato! 
 
ZatoPCP: What the heck am I getting myself into now? I'm going to watch The Sopornos (note: this is an actual title). 
 
Sul the freaky elf: You must be ready to fight!!! You must be ready to fight!!! Zato, forget about the past, Ruben will lead to your doooooom!!!! 
 
ZatoPCP: Yes... the icy winds rack the nerve endings of my soul, if such a thing were to exist. What is the meaning of life!?!?! Oh I am so confused and tormented, my back aches with sacrifice and struggle and betrayal... 
 
Ginnia and Tagnar: Shut up! 
 
Tagnar: I don't care if you come or not. I'm going in the caves for ore. Keep your Shakespearean drama to yourself. Your hands are mine now! I want them strong! 
 
ZatoPCP: May Ilmater comfort you... 
 
Sul: You're so random man... really. 
 
Ginnia: omg h4x!!111 
 
And so they travelled around, and found nothing because the whole journey was made up off the top of our heads. But it was fun nonetheless, until the half-orc showed up, then the drama started. 
 
Lugdush: Ginnia... I am your father! 
 
Ginnia: NOOOOOO... It's not true. 
 
Lugdush: Search your feelings, Ginnia. You know it to be true. A half-orc spawning a pink-haired hin is entirely plausible. 
 
Tagnar: How did we get from the cave to Lugdush having pink-haired hin spawn? 
 
Zato: LOOOOOOOOO, behold darkness and it's unrelenting grip upon the comfort we should all receive!! Evil hath manifested thee, removing thy purity... oh yes, hath thou understoodeth. May Ilmater comforteth us alleth. 
 
 
Sul: Go jump in the lake or something you melodramatic monk. This cave thing sucks. We just had an epic battle with a bunch of rats! 
 
Ginnia: omg Luggy! j00 r t3h $ux!!!111 
 
Lugdush: Huh? 
 
And so the entire trip was awash. Lugdush revealed his parenthood of Ginnia, and in turn she abandoned her holy symbol of Torm and turned to the Dark Side of the Weave.  
 
Ginnia: Ph33r my l33t d3struct10n sk111z0rszz. 
 
So ends the real version of the story. 

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ish07 · Post by **ish07** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:53 pm

Extremely entertaining, but maybe put these parodies in Off-Topic Discussion? I mean, it's On-Topic, but it's also really OOC...I don't know. *goes to get a sandwich* 
 
Ish.

pcpaf · Post by **pcpaf** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:17 pm

Don´t understand half of it but... LOL <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> 
 
Have fun

Ecclessia · Post by **Ecclessia** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:36 pm

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> 
 
I love the way Sul is portayed in the seinfield version! 
 
And by the way, I don't like the Cavs or the Lakers... <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat">

PensivesWetness · Post by **PensivesWetness** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 5:30 pm

As they traveled deeper into the Glenn, searching for loot, gobies and merriment, Aldyma found something in one of the main goblin caves that sparked the greed genes in Ginnia briefly... 
 
Aldyma: Nice work. let's search these bodies and depart. 
 
Kabal: *petting his familiar* Well, Ginnia. i should suppose we were ucky no Shaman was present to contest our entry into their cave? *grins, proud of his experiences so far* 
 
Ginnia: *keeping watch on her charges* yeap *spits onto the goblin corpse she skewered*. good thing, indeed... 
 
Aldyma: *blinks as she turns over a torn bag of garbage in the far back of the cave* What's this? 
 
Kabal: *walks over to see what Aldyma is talking about* It looks like iron ingots. 
 
Ginnia: *marches over to see* what are you.....*trails off as she sees the ore chuck in Aldyma's hands. she grins ear to ear to nose* oh, we are SO rich, now... 
 
Thus having completed their sweep of the goblin bodies of loot and arms, the intrepid threesome dragged back in their sags small but immensely heavy chunks of iron ore back to the Dale... 
 

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ShyVast · Post by **ShyVast** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 5:33 pm

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>Farawen, elf (Hisses alot. is jiggy with Averus. would she make a great chicken?)<hr></blockquote> 
 
Hey, that's a growls, not hisses! Averas hisses. So does Corvus. So does Silvestrus when he hits the grill over the charcoal briquettes. 
 
Farawen just growls. And bites. And licks. But only in Valen's case.

Innuvindyl · Post by **Innuvindyl** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 6:12 pm

Growl is good...

Amirsyl · Post by **Amirsyl** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 8:24 pm

Thought the stories were funny and insightful at the same time. They seem to belong in here as they are still a bit on-topic. LMAO Sax. 
 
By the way Pensive's, you can add Amir'syl Jaden to your dead list and Keth'ryl is indeed good but is more of a ranger. IC you may not know that though. Anyway, it's your list. 
 
Farawen definitely growels. Pera may attest that Isendyl does indeed lick. But, that is up to Thryll. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"> 
 

~ Amir (Keen-Eye) 
 
You can get Keth'ryl Lythar's portraits at... http://www.moldee.com/hosted/Keth'ryl.zip

Raeberquark · Post by **Raeberquark** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:26 am

LOL

Dracharla · Post by **Dracharla** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:17 pm

maybe if isendyl puts a dagger in millias eye she'll realize that she's not dead =D

The Vast

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And updates: Millia's Book of the dead...

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There be ore! i think....?

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something I saw that really bugged me